Maybe I can help you

Noice!

Ground control to major tom, can you hear me major tom

It’s me, Mario

Who gon check me boo?

So nasty and so rude

I think we should set up a mud wrestling pit…I’m not kidding. Fight and may the best woman win

What are you doing coming to a girl’s bra party? Do you have a vagina?

This moment makes me realize that the prozak and the margaritas were so smart

What happened to us? We went through the midtown tunnel and took acid? What the f*ck?!

multiple partners…it’s the quality inn, not the quantity inn…

That’s MY OPINION